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Battle of Jakes
Battle of Jakes
How It Started
An Editorial Note To Liberals Reading This Document:
This is a work of fiction, put together by Patriots, to tell a story that could happen. It is
NOT a blueprint, nor is it a plot. However, you will notice, from the details provided by
the various writers, these are people, men and women, who are knowledgeable in their
government, in how it SHOULD work, and what might need to be done to MAKE it
work the way it is supposed to. You will notice also that they have the skills needed to do
whatever is necessary to achieve that goal, and that they are growing impatient and angry.
You have nothing to fear from this story, but you have much to learn. There is a
Constitution out there, which includes a Bill of Rights, and there are MANY citizen
patriots that are tired of seeing those rights trampled on, liberalized, and misinterpreted.
It's time you took this to heart, and let it help you plan your future, if you still wish to
have one.
I told you, you have nothing to fear from this story. However, you do have something to
fear, and that is the two lessons you have failed to learn from history.
Lesson #1: When a central government tries to impose its will on a population without
allowing the whole population to have its say, without listening to the whole of the
population, without considering everyone equally, instead of providing special treatment
for some at the expense of others, the result if a populace inclined to resist and turn its
back on said government, and to form a government of its own. This happened. The
result of the action of the government above was the Revolutionary War.
Lesson #2: When a central government attempts to take away the rights guaranteed to its
people by interfering with the self-governing rights of the states within that central
government, the result, again, is a populace inclined to resist and turn its back on said
government and to form a government of its own. This happened. The result of the action
of the government above was the Civil War.
Final Exam: What do you think will be the result of your action, if you continue to try to
take away the rights of the citizen patriots of this country, Whites, Blacks, Hispanics,
Orientals, American Indians, and others, of all races, religions, some without religion but
all with strong beliefs in personal freedom?
What do you think will be the end result, if you continue to try to take away our
freedoms, our weapons, our dignity, our self-respect, and our willingness to merge, rather
than divide into disparate special interest groups?
Are you ready to take the Final Exam?
Do you think you know the answers?
Then read on, and consider the story below an example of the type of answers YOU may
face, on YOUR final exam.
CLASS IS NOW IN SESSION.

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Bugs and Gas How It Started or
The Battle of Jakes Better Business Forms
Part #1
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Jake Carlson knew something had to be done and had to be done now. The California
legislature had signed the complete ban on all semi-auto weapons and the turn in date in
exchange for money was new year's day. That day had long since passed and compliance
had been poor.
Tension was high and though there was no busting into private homes...yet, there had
been many arrests. The militia leaders had met quietly many times..but every meeting
yielded the cautious refrain that still more training needed to be done. Jake had set up a
training operation across the Nevada border for the upcoming three day weekend. This
was a more ambitious session than usual with five groups agreeing to train. The link-up
and travel was the most dangerous part, but it had to be done as a part of the readiness
training. Jake chose his business in South L.A. as the link-up.
Jake owned a Better Business Firms printing company. It was a small operation and he
rented an old building in a bad part of the city, but the rent was reasonable for such a
large building. Jake's building bordered a park, long since the haunt of junkies and street
people but a good sized park nonetheless.
As Thursday night came, they started quietly arriving off the L.A. freeway exit ramp
nearby and parking in Jake's paved lot outside. Some of the groups had already moved
much of their equipment to storage locations near the Nevada border, but others had
chosen to covertly store theirs in their homes. The plan was to let the members with the
larger vehicles drive, a militia member would stay behind to guard the other vehicles
parked in Jake's lot. As darkness fell the link-up seemed to be going well, with members
quietly getting their vehicle assignments and loading duffel bags and what appeared to be
camping equipment. At the edge of the lot Jack Fugate smoked a cigarette and joked with
his friend from the Army, Travis, that all-told they probably had a hundred thousand
dollars of equipment hidden in the vehicles in a parking lot of the most gun controlled
city in America.
Unseen by the men busy with transferring fear was a full time junkie, part-time police
informant sitting hidden by a garbage dumpster. The informant heard Jack and Travis
joking and quietly slipped away and used his cell phone to call his contact at L.A. P.D.
Meanwhile, Sal LoCicero heaved his two duffel bags out of his pick up and proceeded to
unlock the large tool box mounted in his truck. Sal was a Vietnam Vet and he had
recently just received some real "number 10"bad news from his doctor. Sal had
pancreatic cancer and they told him how fast acting it usually was and that even six
months would be a miracle. Sal knew this was going to be his last training, his last time
to teach the younger men what he had learned the hard way.
Sal's mind was wandering back to his younger days when he was jarred by the screaming
of two men dressed in black cammos yelling at him to "drop and lie on the ground old
man!" As Sal quickly realized they were two young cops half his age he reeled behind his
pick-up and grabbed the AK in an act of pure reflex and faced them both down. The tense
stand off was quickly ended when some militia got behind the cops and the cops were
quickly disarmed. The sirens in the distance made it clear that decision time was here, the leaders hastily met and the decision was made... some members quickly fled but more
than half said they would stay.
Nobodys Fool
Colorado. A small camp ground where the family has leased the land from the
government for many years. The government would love to have that land, but can't
legally take it from the family.
Some members of a militia group based in Kansas had a crazy idea. They were going to
blow up a group of UN delegates that would be meeting in Oklahoma. Well their
informants inside the militia group bust the plot before any lives are lost.
Some of the members whom were not involved in the plot, but had disbanded when they
heard of the idea, are targeted for the government's plan.
One member in hiding went to this campground and took an assumed name. The owner
of the campground had no knowledge of this mans past, but he had a wife and young
daughter so he couldn't be so bad. She took him in and let him stay in her trailer and work
for room and board. He made minimum wage, but that was enough because he would fish
and live off of his earnings.
The government seeing their chance to take the land and catch a militia member moved
in. They placed two agents into the campground to contact and find out information on
this man. They became friends with the man, and indicated they too believed things were
wrong in the country, and thought the man was wise to drop out of sight when the other
members began to conspire to break the law.
The man in hiding was very outspoken so much that he even began to bother the old
woman that ran the campsite and other campers with his anti-government/new world
order conspiracies. These under cover officers wired themselves in the outhouses, and
pumped the man for information. They represented themselves as two men on the run
from the government and the law because they had killed a government agent and were
seeking this mans advice and safety in return for meager rations and some illegal
weapons. The man complied, and even went about showing these two agent imposters his
stash in a storage building in a town some 30 miles away from camp. The agents pleased
with their information gathering knew the land and this idiot would soon face the
government's justice.
One day the convoy approached the campground. The woman who leased the land knew
these weren't campers and could tell they were not the kind of people she was used to
dealing with; Fishermen, sportsmen and campers. She challenged them and wondered
why so many men and women had come to her campground. She wanted to help them
but felt unwary about their look, they were here for trouble and were cocky in their
actions and attitude. Then she saw them, the men in black with machine guns piling out